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BEST INSULTING ONE LINERS!!

Here are some insulting one liners which can insult others without slang....
Contribution from your part will be highly appreciated

  • never seen such a dumbass like u in mah lyf...get some work other wise this shitty world wont let u breathe widout any reason.
  • you are so fat that,when you stood on a weighing machine it read "TO BE CONTINUED" 
  •  Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
  • Keep talking.. someday you will say something intelligent!



  • sorry if i laughed..i didn't mean to do it on your face...after all,even the worst of losers should be shown some kindness...not all are born equal u see.. 
  • GOD made you!! That proves that even god has a sense of HUMOUR 
  • Take this money, repair ur spaceship ,and go back to the planet u came from...
  • why you are like ball..whenever i see you.. i feel like kicking at the goal 
  • any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! 
  • U have a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955!! 
  • Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!
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Posted on 4/17/2009 08:39:00 PM by ket@n and filed under | 0 Comments »

SMS FAKER V3.0 FULL :

SMS FAKER V3.0 FULL

Not only you hide your sms, you can also read or write sms in front of everyone but you are the only one who can understand the message !!

smsFake encrypt the message letters with letters you specify and you are the only one who can understand

(For all Nokia Series60 phones)
Have you ever encountered that you need to hide your important sms as soon as it reaches your mobile from unwanted eyes ?! Have you ever encountered that you really need to read new incoming sms but people are around you ?! Have you ever encountered that you do need to write sms but people around you will be able to see what you are typing ?!

With smsFake the easy and simple to use program, you have a clue for all those problems. just select a method for hiding your sms, add senders to address list, and then your sms would be monitored and hidden as soon as it reaches your mobile. just associate different letters than the original ones, and when your message arrives or when you type a message every letter is converted to the letter you associated, then you are the only one who can understand what you are reading or typing, come on you are typing and reading your own language!

For example: if you assign 'M' to 'L' and assign 'F' to 'Y' and assign 'R' to 'U', then the sentence "I love you" will appear "I move for" in front of everyone and your message will appear on the recipient phone "I love you". You will see letters are changing to the encrypted letters while you are typing, and when you send the message the original one is sent not that encrypted..

http://rapidshare.com/files/128136902/Smsfake_Full.zip
Posted on 4/15/2009 12:29:00 AM by ket@n and filed under , , | 0 Comments »

Use Google Talk as your language translation tool

Google has integrated their translation tools into Google Talk application through chat bots. These chat bots can translate text of one language to another language and works as your personal language translation assistants.
For instance, to have a line translated from English to French, invite
en2fr@bot.talk.google.com
to chat and then simply chat the line you want to see translated. Here are the few lines of chat conversation which I had with the bot to get English sentences translated to French.
The translation bots use Google Translate as their back end and this feature comes very handy when you want to chat with someone in their native language.
According to Google there are 24 bots currently available: ar2en, de2en, de2fr, el2en, en2ar, en2de, en2el, en2es, en2fr, en2it, en2ja, en2ko, en2nl, en2ru, en2zh, es2en, fr2de, fr2en, it2en, ja2en, ko2en, nl2en, ru2en, zh2en
While machine translation is not perfect, these bots can be helpful in bridging the language barriers but advised not to use for official communication.

note: Double click any word on this site to know its definition or meaning!
Posted on 4/08/2009 10:02:00 PM by ket@n and filed under , | 4 Comments »

How To Remove "autorun.inf"

Well unfortunately the systems in my university lab are full of viruses. Whenever i plugged my usb/flash drives at my univ, it gets affected by viruses.I have tried many anti-viruses, most of them were able to delete/disinfect viruses but were not able to delete the key to viruses, the “Autorun.inf“ file.You may have noticed this file in your flash drives or hard disk.
Almost all of the viruses which reside in flash drives use “Autorun.inf” to execute the EXE file.Whenever u try to delete this file, it gives an error saying this file cant be deleted coz its in use...
Now the question is how to remove the autorun.inf file along with the viruses.

A) Remove these files manually using DOS Command Prompt:-
Go to Start->Run>Type “cmd“ [Without Quotes]
Then use the following commands
X: Where X is your flashdrive
attrib -s -h -r autorun.inf Changing the attributes of the file

del autorun.inf Deleting the file

NOTE:
1. Here, -s -h ,-r means we are removing the attributes system file, hidden, read only resp.(if any) so that it can be deleted.
2. Hold 'shift' while inserting the flash drive for 10-15 sec to disable autorun temporarily.


B)Using Smart-Antivirus :
i found a small piece of software....
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Posted on 3/24/2009 08:35:00 AM by ket@n and filed under , , | 0 Comments »

How to Test your Antivirus Installation?

After installing VirusScan(your antivirus product), you may logically wonder, how do I know if it's working? The answer is a test virus. The EICAR Standard Anti Virus Test File is a combined effort by anti-virus vendors throughout the world to implement one standard by which customers can verify their anti-virus installations.
Solution
To test your installation, copy the following line into a notepad, then save the file with the name EICAR.COM. More detailed instructions are given below.

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

The file size will be 68 or 70 bytes.
If VirusScan is running and configured correctly, when you try to save the file, VirusScan will detect the virus. If VirusScan is not running, start it and scan the directory that contains EICAR.COM. When your software scans this file, it will report finding the EICAR test file.
Note that this file is NOT A VIRUS. You may delete the file when you have finished testing your installation to avoid confusions!
The eicar test virus is available for download from the following website:
http://www.eicar.org/download/eicar.com

OR you can create it yourself :-

1. Click on Start.
2. Select Run.
3. In the Open box type: notepad
4. Maximize the window.
5. Highlight the following on the following line of text: X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
6. Right click on the highlighted text and choose 'copy'.
7. Switch back to Notepad.
8. Right click anywhere inside of Notepad and select 'paste'.
9. Click the File menu and select 'save as'.
10. Change the 'Save as Type' to 'all files'.
11. Name the file eicar.com.

Posted on 3/15/2009 10:52:00 AM by ket@n and filed under | 0 Comments »

10 Reasons You Should Not Switch To Linux


1) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… you actually enjoy paying for an operating system that is so stuffed with bugs and issues that it shouldn’t be even released as an alpha build..
2) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… change is always scary. Change is always scary even if that change will make things better.

3) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… the only thing you use your computer is to play games. I mean people still use computer for anything other than games?
4) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… You love to dedicate one whole day of your week just for scanning purposes. Anti-virus scan – Spyware Scan – Defragmentation scan – Registry Scan & defrag. What a real Fun!
5) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… You love to pay for Anti-virus/spywares (with yearly subscription renewal) for protection that the OS MUST provide you in the first place.
6) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… most people use Windows. If most people use windows it must be good!
7) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… you realize that nothing lasts forever. Eventually your windows will fall to a BSOD(Blue Screen Of Death) , while Linux has its version of kernel panic, you might have to wait couple of years to experience it, if at all because it is much well built.
8) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… you LOVE Internet Explorer and you can only use the latest version of Internet explorer on windows.
9) You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… you have to be a geek to use Linux and we all know that geeks don’t have girlfriend.
10) Last but not least. You shouldn’t switch to Linux because… you don’t want to be a conformist and do what everyone tells you to do. You dont want to be unique, which is why you want to use windows.…



TERMS: BSOD , GEEK
type in google search box- define: BSOD to know about it, you can use this method to quickly get info about any term..

*HAPPY HOLI*
Posted on 3/10/2009 03:34:00 PM by ket@n and filed under | 0 Comments »

HAVE FUN WITH GOOGLE

WE probably use Google everyday, but do you know... the Google Snake Game? Googledromes? Memecodes? Googlesport? The Google Calculator? Googlepark and Google Weddings? Google hacking, fighting and rhyming? In this book, you will find Google-related games, cartoons, tips,search tricks, stories and everything else that’s fun Reading it, you won’t be the same searcher as before!!
READ THIS AND START SEARCHING INTUITIVELY...


Chapters:-

1. Egogoogling: Susan Is...
2. The Google Snake Game
3. Memecodes: Survival of the Fittest Web Pages
4. The Google Irritation Game, and the Google Image Quiz
5. Googling Proverbs

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Posted on 3/02/2009 10:30:00 PM by ket@n and filed under , | 0 Comments »