This trick will put your name or any text up to 12 characters long in the system clock. There is nothing special in this trick. It is just to show off to your friends that you are elite.

Here is how to do it.

1. Go to Control Panel and double click on Regional and Language Options.

2. Click on Customize and go to Time tab.

3. To put your name, just click on the scroll down text and rename it with anything you want.

4. Finally, click Ok and Ok to accept the changes.

Just incase you want to get back to the original setting, just pick the AM and PM from the drop down list.
Using windows vista? Don’t worry, this trick also works in Windows Vista.

Recharge Your phone every month for free by following this process:-

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card
absolutely free.
Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians
fool.

I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC)
from IIT Bombay, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free.
Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this with you all!!

Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:

Applicable for VODAPHONE, AIRTEL, SPICE, IDEA & BSNL users only ,sorry
for BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there
are many things that are illegal in this world. But then who cares. Don’t worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is
under upgrade.....

Some people dont even say it in a single language.........for them to learn which language they feel comfortable .


1 Indian English - 143
2 English - I love you
3 Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
4 Albanian - Te dua
5 Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
6 Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
7 Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
8 Bambara - M'bi fe
9 Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
10 Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
11 Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
12 Bulgarian - Obicham te
13 Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
14 Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
15 Catalan - T'estimo

Here are some insulting one liners which can insult others without slang....
Contribution from your part will be highly appreciated

• never seen such a dumbass like u in mah lyf...get some work other wise this shitty world wont let u breathe widout any reason.
• you are so fat that,when you stood on a weighing machine it read "TO BE CONTINUED" 
•  Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
• Keep talking.. someday you will say something intelligent!
  
  
  
  
  
• sorry if i laughed..i didn't mean to do it on your face...after all,even the worst of losers should be shown some kindness...not all are born equal u see.. 
• GOD made you!! That proves that even god has a sense of HUMOUR 
• Take this money, repair ur spaceship ,and go back to the planet u came from...
• why you are like ball..whenever i see you.. i feel like kicking at the goal 
• any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! 
• U have a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955!! 
• Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!