Technology: OK, but you will pay for me right?

Human: Sure! Will do.

Technology: Will you also update me from time to time?

Human: OK, I can do that.

Technology: Also, would you mind handling my cables? I have a lot.

Human: Cables? Hmm, OK, if that’s what you need…

Technology: Please also watch my blinking buttons and displays every now and then.

Human: Yeah OK…

Technology: And repair me every now and then.

Human: Yes yes, of course.

Technology: Also lock me up safely to prevent me from being stolen.

Human: Of course I will!

Technology: Also provide fallbacks for me if I break OK?

Human: Hmm, sure, yeah…

Technology: I might beep or ring every once in a while which means I need your attention.

Human: OK, yes fine, I will give you my attention every now and then.

Technology: But please, when you use me the wrong way, it can lead to disaster fast...